I posted a few months ago about some of the funnier/more interesting Google searches which lead certain readers to this blog. Here is some brand new material (and what I would respond if I could):
“How old is my mom?”
Unless my sister wrote this one, I couldn’t tell ya.
“How do I make a tooth?”
Wait for your kid to grown his own.
“I dress my son as as girl”
I wouldn’t, but I don’t judge.
“My mom turned me into a girl”
“I feel less sick”
Glad you’re feeling better.
“How do you spell baby?”
Like you just did.
“Please mail me summer fall land’end catalog”
Try contacting Lands End directly.
“Save the world it’s the only planet wth girl scout cookies”
One of many good reasons.
“What to wear to Chuck E Cheese”
From what I’ve been told, earplugs. But my daughter will wear this.
“Who owns bridesmaidaid?”
I do. Got a question?
“I love my mirrored table from Target”
Oooh, this one? I love mirrored tables too.
p.s. Seriously, though, want to know what searches lead the most of you here? Mini Boden Fall 2010 Preview, Talbots Kids, Gymboree fall lines, and Chasing Fireflies coupons.
p.p.s. Thanks again to Liz Gumbinner from Mom 101 for this idea.